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Phil Morrisons freshly painted, V10 M5 engined E46 M3. That sentence alone says it all. Fucking PORN.

Phil Morrisons freshly painted, V10 M5 engined E46 M3. That sentence alone says it all. Fucking PORN.

Yes. Or even a hell yes maybe.

Yes. Or even a hell yes maybe.

"T-cut please?….Anyone, T-cut?"

"T-cut please?….Anyone, T-cut?"

Proper fucking LOL. I’m loving these Bin Laden screenshots.

Proper fucking LOL. I’m loving these Bin Laden screenshots.

"What ever happened to you and Teddy's mum?"

Asked by Anonymous

Ted caught me feeding her chocolate sauce from my penis. I’m now no longer allowed to speak to her. Sadface.

"Shaw's being taken over by flesh eating zombies. Whats your first 3 moves?"

Asked by Anonymous

Ring Nath and tell him I want my fucking jetwash.

Tell Sky she’s a cunt.

Knock one out on homemoviestube.com.

…nah, i’m kidding. On a serious note;

1) Make sure the house & surrounding premises are as secure as possible.

2) Aquire some form of quiet weapon.

3) Ring round the violent people I know and see what they’re saying.

You? (Allthough, this sounds like something that Ben would post)

This is FUCKING. AWESOME.

Sheer porn.

Sheer porn.

Waaaaaarrrrrrp, bababa warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp.

Theres so much win in this photo, I don’t even know where to begin…

Theres so much win in this photo, I don’t even know where to begin…