The Shnozzle Blog

Tosser

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 23:30:09 +0100

I love it when you talk dirty.

You're shit in bed. Just sayin'

Fri, 27 May 2011 01:22:32 +0100

I know, but my girlfriend fucking LOVES it. So much so, she tells me 13 times sometimes.

Phil Morrisons freshly painted, V10 M5 engined E46 M3. That...

Wed, 11 May 2011 22:28:33 +0100

Phil Morrisons freshly painted, V10 M5 engined E46 M3. That sentence alone says it all. Fucking PORN.

Yes. Or even a hell yes maybe.

Tue, 10 May 2011 15:16:12 +0100

Yes. Or even a hell yes maybe.

“T-cut please?….Anyone, T-cut?”

Mon, 09 May 2011 02:42:02 +0100

“T-cut please?….Anyone, T-cut?”

Proper fucking LOL. I’m loving these Bin Laden...

Sun, 08 May 2011 19:07:24 +0100

Proper fucking LOL. I’m loving these Bin Laden screenshots.

What ever happened to you and Teddy's mum?

Sun, 08 May 2011 01:40:07 +0100

Ted caught me feeding her chocolate sauce from my penis. I’m now no longer allowed to speak to her. Sadface.

Shaw's being taken over by flesh eating zombies. Whats your first 3 moves?

Sun, 08 May 2011 01:39:16 +0100

Ring Nath and tell him I want my fucking jetwash.

Tell Sky she’s a cunt.

Knock one out on homemoviestube.com.

…nah, i’m kidding. On a serious note;

1) Make sure the house & surrounding premises are as secure as possible.

2) Aquire some form of quiet weapon.

3) Ring round the violent people I know and see what they’re saying.

You? (Allthough, this sounds like something that Ben would post)

My kinda girl.

Sun, 08 May 2011 01:36:15 +0100

My kinda girl.

Hi Shnozzle, Please could you tell me why small people allways have huge heads, and why they think they know everything. x

Sat, 07 May 2011 20:58:53 +0100

I think it’s probably something to do with having a massive dick, to be honest.

This is FUCKING. AWESOME.

Sat, 07 May 2011 19:24:36 +0100

This is FUCKING. AWESOME.

Fucking LOL.

Sat, 07 May 2011 17:24:23 +0100

Fucking LOL.

Why does my cock feel too fat? I mean i cant get a grip around it when i try to wank i have to use 2 hands and your mums feet?

Sat, 07 May 2011 16:28:38 +0100

LOL @ your mums feet.

It probably feels too fat because you’re holding someone elses, probably a black mans.

What colour is my underwear?

Sat, 07 May 2011 16:28:04 +0100

White, with stains.

Me + you in a paddling pool full of jelly wearing nothing but a cropped mankini?

Fri, 06 May 2011 18:06:41 +0100

Why the mankini’s, surely naked would be better?

6"2 GSOH. Hung like a horse. Up for some fun? x x x

Fri, 06 May 2011 17:20:00 +0100

I’m always up for some fun with you Jaf, the anonymousness just makes me harder <3 x x x x

You're a twat. Just saying.

Fri, 06 May 2011 17:19:28 +0100

You’re a dickhead, but I love you. <3

Why does my left testicle hang lower than my right?

Thu, 05 May 2011 22:16:08 +0100

Because you have Aids of TeH testicle variety.

"Sex is life. Literally and figuratively."

Thu, 05 May 2011 22:15:31 +0100

“Sex is life. Literally and figuratively.”

Eva Mendez, one of THE sexiest women alive.

Thu, 05 May 2011 19:35:18 +0100

Eva Mendez, one of THE sexiest women alive.